Funny Personal Injury Stories

[7t9cobra]

i was trying to get the torque arm mount on the torque arm under my cobra. this requires a large rubber mallot. i had to lay on my side and swing as hard as i could over and over. well after i started to get tired, i also got sloppy with my aiming skills. i needed 2 more swings. so i took a couple seconds to relax, then with everything i had left in my body i swung as hard as i could.......WHACK!!!!!!..........yeeeeeeppp.... i somehow managed to miss the torque arm mount....this resulted in a full swing blow to the boys. i hurt so bad, that i laid right there on my side, tucked up in a ball and didnt say anything but "aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" for about 5-10 minutes. i stood up...grabbed the few tools i had out. i put them away and went home and went to bed. the next day i swung twice and it was in

[SVT1]

i was trying to get the torque arm mount on the torque arm under my cobra. this requires a large rubber mallot. i had to lay on my side and swing as hard as i could over and over. well after i started to get tired, i also got sloppy with my aiming skills. i needed 2 more swings. so i took a couple seconds to relax, then with everything i had left in my body i swung as hard as i could.......WHACK!!!!!!..........yeeeeeeppp.... i somehow managed to miss the torque arm mount....this resulted in a full swing blow to the boys. i hurt so bad, that i laid right there on my side, tucked up in a ball and didnt say anything but "aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" for about 5-10 minutes. i stood up...grabbed the few tools i had out. i put them away and went home and went to bed. the next day i swung twice and it was in

Ye-ouch!

That is too painful to be funny.

[Hissing Cobra]

i was trying to get the torque arm mount on the torque arm under my cobra. this requires a large rubber mallot. i had to lay on my side and swing as hard as i could over and over. well after i started to get tired, i also got sloppy with my aiming skills. i needed 2 more swings. so i took a couple seconds to relax, then with everything i had left in my body i swung as hard as i could.......WHACK!!!!!!..........yeeeeeeppp.... i somehow managed to miss the torque arm mount....this resulted in a full swing blow to the boys. i hurt so bad, that i laid right there on my side, tucked up in a ball and didnt say anything but "aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" for about 5-10 minutes. i stood up...grabbed the few tools i had out. i put them away and went home and went to bed. the next day i swung twice and it was in

I feel your pain but your description had me rolling. Sorry!

[BoOgY]

i had a recent one

me and my dad were swaping out the steering column on his 89 silverado and i couldnt take off this damn on thing so i got the hammer and kept pounding the hell outta it but i kept hitting my thumb!
lol
i knew it but was so pissed i kept doing it with out noticing i was getting bruised!
after it alli was in pain!
hahaha oh well