Check this out. The dude's wife totally got what she deserved. And I want that notchback so bad!
http://desmoines.craigslist.org/cto/856834076.html
Check this out. The dude's wife totally got what she deserved. And I want that notchback so bad!
http://desmoines.craigslist.org/cto/856834076.html
Good story. He has a great attitude considering...
Crystal Lake Illinois
1986 GT 306 S-trim, M2300k, Bullits 450rwhp
Nice!
Stole it and put it on another board cause it was so damned cool!
1985 Mustang GT Mild 331 4bbl 5 spd, 1985 SEFI LTD LX AOD.
Cardomain: http://www.cardomain.com/ride/565542
Mid Size LTD LX Facebook page! http://www.facebook.com/groups/233213650060739/
lol thats awesome
1984 LTD Wagon - S3AHAUS
1988 Mustang LX 5.0 Hatchback - NOBIMMR
1997 BMW 318ti - TinyBimmer
2001 BMW 325i Wagon - ANTICW
That was the most entertaining read I've had in a while! Thanks for sharing.
1979 Base Model Coupe- 351w, C4, 3.73s, the fun machine- Now getting a lot more well deserved mileage put on her!
2007 Forest River Sunseeker 2200 Class C motorhome on an E-450 chassis. Oh yeah!
2013 Subaru Crosstrek XV Premium- Marine Blue w/ 5-speed, awesome little car.
Hell, he should put up a PayPal address for donations. I bet he'd get the two grand without selling the car.
That's quite a story. I kinda forgot he was selling a car for a minute there.
-John-
79 Mercury Capri RS: 5.0L 5 speed swap
83 Mustang GT: 5.0L 5 Speed
83 Mustang GT T-Top: 5.0L 5 Speed
84 Mustang L: 2.3L 4 Speed
85 LTD Wagon: 358W 5 speed swap
87 Mustang LX: 5.0L 5 speed swap
That's the best Craigslist ad I've ever read! I can relate somewhat having gone through an ugly divorce myself earlier this year. She got better than half and took my daughter away from me against my wishes. It's happened to a bunch of my friends too. I just don't understand WTF is wrong with some women these days...
1985 Mustang GT, owned since 1989
2000 Expedition XLT 219k miles
2011 Expedition XLT
That guy missed his calling, he should be a writer. Good read.
408/T5/3.73's
We're not fast racers, we're more what's known as half fast racers.
This part just made my frigg'in week....
"if none of you craigslist degenerates wants it, ill park it in the yard with a FOR SALE sign on it, and sell it to a teenager. he will of course be in the obituary pages the following sunday, but wtf, as long as his daddy's check clears, im sure i will get over feeling somehow responsible....."
'89 5.0 5-speed 'vert, seeing rust for the 1st time in it's life as well as 4,500+ elevation....
So many funny lines in that... I feel obligated to paypal this guy a beer.
" theres no damn overdrive. you cant outrun the state patrol, theyve got hemi motors AND overdrive. theyll eventually catch up..eventually that is. "
'79 Indy pace car T-top
'81 Cobra
'81 Cobra T-top
'82 Mustang GT T-top
'87 Corvette
'10 Mustang GT Convertible
'17 F250
'17 Landrover Discovery Sport
I guess this guy had nowhere else to vent.
Current Stangs+
84Gt (9W) T-top 347EFI
http://www.foureyedpride.com/content...984-Mustang-GT
84Gt(1E)Hardtop Turbo
http://www.foureyedpride.com/content...e-of-the-Month
wow thats crazy, i also forgot for a quick second he was selling a car lol. thanks for sharing!
My fav line:
the windshield is cracked. it cracked while shifting gears getting on the interstate. made my passenger nearly crap himself. he wont shut up about it now
That just made laugh until my stomach hurt...priceless...
lol, I forgot about the window part. My fav's gotta be "if you find yourself alongside an iroc, or a trans am, or a ricer, chances are they arent worth racing. all you get is excuses after you rock their world, and its not worth a ticket if you get caught anyways." and "if none of you craigslist degenerates wants it, ill park it in the yard with a FOR SALE sign on it, and sell it to a teenager. he will of course be in the obituary pages the following sunday, but wtf, as long as his daddy's check clears, im sure i will get over feeling somehow responsible.. " So true in most cases
I can't stop laughing
clowns to the left of me , Jokers to the right
that was classic. love to have the car and print out copies of the ad to show to people who ask about the history of it.
"I'm a mental patient, I'm suppose to act out!"
That is a great story. Hands down the best car for sale advertisement that I have ever read. I can also relate to his story just looking back at my own divorce 9 years ago. She has been married twice since and had a live in for a couple of years besides. I'm still baching it and enjoying a peaceful life.
I sent him a reply , told him I would love to have his junk , but I was married to his wifes sister , and I was hiding out myself .
HE told me he has since sold the car to a teen aged punk .
Took the kid for a ride , with open headers, and the kid just whipped out his wallet and said SOLD .
Still the funniest S@#$ I have heard i a long time .
clowns to the left of me , Jokers to the right
what a personal post but very entertaining
1989 Mustang GT " the race car"
1986 Mustang GT " the dd"
1985 Mustang LX T-Top " wife's ride"
I'm still laughing. That was hilarious! Back to the top so more people will view it.
Pete Slaney
1979 Mustang Cobra
347/T-5/4.30's
420 rwhp/380 rwt (New Motor)
11.49 @ 121.86
306/T-5/4.30's (Old Motor)
307 rwhp/278 rwt
12.38 @ 111.38
That was great.
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Fun is fun, and done is done!
Wow that was freakin awesome!!! That made me feel better
That guy is my hero
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