Craigslist / eBay ad's that make you go what the ???? 2016

[roadkill]

1984 Chevy shorted in great shape with a perfect camouflaged paintjob.
4 wheel drive like new interior, very clean windows. low miles.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...684705739.html

Perfect for evading police radar and traffic cameras !!!

[TNT]

Ok, I'm confused. At first I wondered if the seller was throwing the bimbo in with the car. Then noticed the seller's name is female. So now I'm guessing she posted a selfie instead of pics of the Vette. But she's definitely a blonde. Only 6 cylinder, 4 wheel drive, hybrid Corvette I've ever heard of.

Beautiful mint condition Corvette (San Diego)

https://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cto/5716915748.html

2011 Mint condition Corvette. Ferrari Red. " Grand Sport " $35,000. Great deal 64 K miles. Car has been in garage parking, no scratches, runs smoothly. Everything is in mint condition. Will last for over 200 k plus miles. Text Danielle 619.313.0422

[BMW Rider]

Ok, I'm confused. At first I wondered if the seller was throwing the bimbo in with the car. Then noticed the seller's name is female. So now I'm guessing she posted a selfie instead of pics of the Vette. But she's definitely a blonde. Only 6 cylinder, 4 wheel drive, hybrid Corvette I've ever heard of.

Beautiful mint condition Corvette (San Diego)

https://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cto/5716915748.html

Looks like it was in a collision, the air bags are deployed.

[TNT]

Crack sure is a hell of a drug.

$1800 for a car that belongs at 24 Hours of Lemons?!?!

1997 FORD TAURUS RAT ROD , HOT ROD , STREET ROD KUSTOM - $1800 (EAGLE ROCK)

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac...767806352.html

FIRST OF ALL THIS CAR IS FAMOUS FOR BEING ON ITALIAN TV (SEARCH YOUTUBE FOR: RUMATERA - THE ITALIAN DREAM - EP 4 ROCKIN ROY IN HOLLYWOOD )THIS IS WHAT WAS AIRED ON TV IN ITALY. THIS IS BASICALLY MY ROCKIN ROY PROMO CAR THAT IS IN EXCELLENT RUNNING CONDITION. THE TRANNY SLIPS OUT OF GEAR SOMETIMES WHEN STOPPED FOR TOO LONG IN TRAFFIC. I USUALLY JOG IT IN REVERSE THEN BACK IN DRIVE. THIS IS THE ONLY MAJOR THING WRONG WITH THE CAR. IT IS HOWEVER DEPENDABLE TO GET YOU THERE AND IT IS FUN TO DRIVE FOR THE ATTENTION IT BRINGS. THE INTERIOR IS A FLORESCENT LAVENDER. THIS CAR WOULD BE GREAT FOR A MOVIE OR VIDEO OR PROP ETC. I WILL NOT REMOVE MY NAME OFF THE CAR SO PLEASE DO NOT ASK. THIS IS MY CREATION AND I HOPE THIS CAR ENDS UP IN A MUSEUM IN HOLLYWOOD OR VEGAS....WHAT CAN I SAY, IM A DREAMER....I WOULD RATHER TRADE THIS CAR FOR A STATION WAGON, MINIVAN, PREFERABLY WITH A 6 CYL. AUTOMATIC...OR A CADILLAC HEARSE, AMBULANCE...?LET ME KNOW...

[Fearnot]

There's no words for that....

[Walking-Tall]

Not Craigslist or Ebay, but Kijiji... and it's a shame. I contacted the seller, and apparently the ownership is lost and the car cannot be re-registered out-of-province?... It's from Alberta and it's now in London Ontario... never imagined or heard of that before...
Anyway, it's got 90,714Km/~56K miles, and it sure looks too awful nice to be just for parts, and it's $600 to boot

If it's still up for grabs in a couple weeks, I'm tempted to check it out, and the full story on re-registering...







http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/london/1984-ford-t-bird-parts-only-solid-car/1177535913

[grabbergreen84]

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/5820981371.html

1977 F150 - $1000





1977 Ford F-150, 300 straight 6, 3 on a tree, needs solenoid but possibly a battery, Runs good, had a new clutch plate asking $1000 obo located in Northern KY.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

"A tree?"

I liked the ad so much, that I bought the truck!

[waggin]

Can't seem to get my confuser to allow me to copy/paste with pictures, so you'll have to check out the link for all it's glory.

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/5833244950.html

mustang 4x4 - $9000 (rainier or) hide this posting

1984 ford mustang lx on brand new 35 inch bfg all terain tires.brand new 9000 lb winch .351 windsor high output with 5 speed manual tranny.power brakes and power steering cd/mp3 player runs and drives good.didnt wanna sell but have no choice.realy cool car.hate to see it go.if your interested call don at
show contact info
.at work untill 6pm.leave a message if im not here ile call u back.thankx for looking.

[4-barrel Mike]

Beat ya http://vb.foureyedpride.com/showthre...0-(rainier-or)

Mike

[waggin]

Beat ya http://vb.foureyedpride.com/showthre...0-(rainier-or)

Mike

D'ohhhh!

[4-barrel Mike]

D'ohhhh!

We're on the same page with only a minor difference in execution.

Mike

[TNT]

Words fail me.

Candy painted convertible phantom wagon bagged on dub 26s - $15000

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb...848257425.html

I'm seeing what's out there I have a fully customized wagon convertible all done right from top to bottom over 50k easy invested has tis 6 inch wheels convertible done right with a rag top over 15k in air brush candy paint lambo doors plasma tvs has everything a true beauty don't really want to sell but if price or trade is right let me know looking for 07 or newer Tahoe escalade or Yukon or old schools like 69 camaro or 64 and under impala let me know serious people only .... Email me for any info!!!!

[4-barrel Mike]

"50k easy invested" and it ain't bagged???

Mike

[4-barrel Mike]

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1991 Geo Metro Panel Van Custom aluminum body dual rear axle professionally done, runs and drives great only 57283 actual miles, nice older gentlemen owned this is a one owner car he had it built everyone comments about it, would make a good rollin business.

Brakes Engine everything in great shape asking $2250.oo or best offer need to sell for medical bills

Clear Tittle call for more info Tony

http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/cto/5847612049.html

Mike

[4-barrel Mike]

{no pics}

1983 ford mustang
condition: good
cylinders: 6 cylinders
drive: rwd
fuel: gas
paint color: silver
title status: clean
transmission: automatic
type: hatchback

car is straight has late 90s gt bumper its a v6 odometer is unknown says 52000 miles i believe on it. Still runs and drives good just needs a head gasket because it over heats. the fix is simple and very easy you will spend like maybe 20 to 30 dollars on a gasket and thats all you would need to spend. its gonna need new headlights because it doesn't have any. interior is in really good condition other then a tear in the driver seat but it has seat covers. good tires i will take $1000 if you take it off my hands i need to buy a motor for my truck. its going to need a paint job because the front fenders and front bumper are different colors it has a sun roof that doesn't leak. car is overall in good condition its gonna need a battery in order for you to move it unless you trailer it. no rust at all i have driven it and tranny is good let me know i need to sell it as soon as possible but wont take any less then $1000 i will post pictures tomorrow. im available any day of the week after 4 but available all weekend. phone is
show contact info
if you call leave a message if not txt me and i will answer you. i have title haven't registered it to my name yet but will give you a bill of sale and my number to put on it. will upload pictures or just ask if i haven't yet

http://salem.craigslist.org/cto/5858855347.html

Mike

[TNT]

I admit, I HATE honduh's. But I doubt anyone else can find anything redeeming about this POS.

Honda El Camino - $2200 (Long Beach)

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb...892203956.html

Honda Custom El Camino
2 door manual transition
Has all colors
Automatic steering wheels.
No rear seats or speakers

Runs good and window works.
Has a lot of auto zone.
Hood scoop
Good on miles.
Dude. This is a fcking truck.

Call for best offer.

[Ray Dog]

Originally posted by TNT

I admit,I HATE honduh's. But I doubt anyone else can find anything redeeming about this POS.

It saved a few jobs at a Bondo factory in a slow economy?

[homer302]

Originally posted by TNT


It saved a few jobs at a Bondo factory in a slow economy?

This is OBVIOUSLY the prototype for the Ridgeline. The similarities are frankly startling. It would be hard to argue they do not share DNA.

[TNT]

Honestly, this could go in the cool or wtf ads. But I found this thread first so put it here.

I think it's almost a cool idea. I just have images of some idiot not anchoring the car properly then having to panic stop because someone cut them off.....SPLAT

Unique Front Loading Bus/Hauler - $20000 (Oroville

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv...911343228.html

Want something different? Custom built by Henry's Hot Rods of Shingle Springs, CA. this very unique Flxible Metro bus transporter features a one-off opening front cap for loading your racer. The driver/passenger area feature 3 abreast quick release race buckets, which pop out to install aluminum loading ramps, and a Flaming River billet steering column with a sprint car steering wheel. The eye-catching flame paint job, fantastic hot rod murals, various pinstriped panels and 18' long roof top wings (ala '57 Chev) constantly garner 'thumbs up' approvals from on-lookers. New low profile front Toyo's tires and 4 new 80 series rear tires give her the perfect hot rod rake. Four wheel air bag suspension is fitted with fast acting leveling valves which keep her cornering flat..she drives like a sportscar! There also are custom individual front and rear dump valves to nose her down or slam her like a low-rider! It's also easier to load her! The 6V92TA turbo/supercharged Detroit Diesel has just been 'high performance tuned' ($8k) with larger injectors (90 vs 70), new fuel pump, rebuilt governor that increased revs from 2100 to 2350 and straight piped exhaust so she sounds the way she looks! The 3 speed Allison auto has a lock up torque converter that enables the bus to easily attain 70 mph (GPS'd). The air brakes just received all new brake shoes and air throttle makes it easy to drive. The air conditioning was also just serviced and brought the interior temp to 69 degrees on a 85 degree day. All fluids and filters were just serviced. All four batteries are also new.
Behind the driver compartment are elevated 10' aluminum ramps with electric winch and a sturdy 6' steel covered workbench mounted over double hazmat cabinets that safely stow 2 five gallon race fuel jugs each. The bench is wrapped in aluminum diamond plate which is a common design theme throughout the 'bat bus'. The open 20' area behind the workbench is accessed thru the rear door and is ideal for tool boxes, spares, etc and also features a full width rear couch with twin marble table tops mounted over the rear wheel wheels. There's still plenty of space for customizing per your imagination! A ladder allows roof top access thru one of two hatches. I'm retiring from racing and don't want this great transporter to wither as everything is fresh! Spent over $30k on this unique vehicle. Will consider trade for rat rod, hot rod, diesel pusher RV, diesel pickup, van, hydraulic tailgated box truck or cycle(s).

[BMW Rider]

Not a coach bus, it's an old transit bus. Those things are terrible out on a highway as they are not set up to drive at highway speeds for long periods. Low gearing for stop and start driving and usually smaller engines for efficiency. But you can usually find surplussed ones cheap, so people buy them for projects not understanding the limitations of them.

[TNT]

That poor SVO.

1984 SVO Mustang, somewhat modified - $2500 (Woodland Hills

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv...977294906.html

For sale here is an SVO Mustang that I bought and modified for a YouTube series pilot, below are some of the modifications performed and maintenance done.

-8.8" with 3.73s and carbon clutch packs, svo rear brakes.
-Front cobra brakes with HPS pads
-Eibach springs and konis that still damp reasonably.
-Straight through intake, fan drawn ic.
-Exhaust cut off a few feet after the turbo. Still have the exhaust.
-Walbro 255 and fresh filter.
-Rebuilt turbo.
-Poly bushings with spericals in the 8.8.
-Fresh tires.
-New timing belt.
-Manual boost controller.

Divests itself of a hellish amount of oil, will need attention. Other than that and the crappy idle it starts every time and pulls hard. Could use an alignment too.

[Ray Dog]

I think I hear Mel Gibson sobbing.

[richard3rd]

Is that a can/jar of Morton Iodized Salt?

[HCBERICH]

Is that a can/jar of Morton Iodized Salt?

Yes, I believe that was an option in 84 but it was only available on the SVO you couldn't get it on the GT orLX

[4-barrel Mike]

Anybody notice the car behind the SVO?

Mike